Church Bulletins....I love 'em

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning:
"Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus."
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Our youth basketball team is back
in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and
watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things
not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled
for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick
of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to
love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care
much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off -
Let the Church help
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Miss Charlene Mason sang
"I will not pass this way again,"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children
and don't know it,
we have a nursery down stairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will
sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter
were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school
days.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed
due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans,
bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in
the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining,
super entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM -
prayer and medication to follow.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held
Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies
of the congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
Sunday.
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The Low Self Esteem Support Group
will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back
door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting
Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
basement Friday at 7 PM .
The congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM
at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's
new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours