Ain't this the truth?

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes
of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the
lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of
the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was
the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole
life."

The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the
lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in
danger, and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this
won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have
this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a
living and what political affiliation do you
have?'"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a
Republican."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to
see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on
front page: *

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH


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